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Joke of the Day
"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
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"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years."
"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"
"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("
"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."
"The worst thing about Hillary Clinton is she can't dicks out for Harambe even if she wanted to. Even Michelle can do that."