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Joke of the Day
"Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same."
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"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."
"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""
"Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game."
"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"
"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."
"I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work"
"I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage."
"Multiple reports claiming Sting has been kidnapped The Police still have no lead."
"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""