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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"

"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."

"Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy."

"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"

"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."

"Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs... ...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long."

"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."