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Joke of the Day

"McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer."

"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"

"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"

"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."

"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"Why did Brazil lose the World Cup? Weak back."