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Joke of the Day
"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"
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"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"
"Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England"
"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."
"What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung? A Guardian of the Galaxy"
"Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old meth math moth myth."
"Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk."
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism. People call him feminem"
"LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn."