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Joke of the Day

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."

"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."

"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."

"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""