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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."
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"In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training... The interviewer said ""nah you just sort of pick it up as you go along""."
"I can always determine how financially stable I am by how carelessly I press on the gas pedal."
"sew myself into an anime body pillow, trick some unsuspecting outcast into loving a human. the ultimate prank"
"What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments? A Freudian Slip."
"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"
"For the longest time I thought a jetski was what people who say ""brewski"" for ""beer"" call an airplane."
"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."
"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."
"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."