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Joke of the Day

"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"I texted my girl saying who sang ""Party Rock Anthem"". She replied ""LMFAO"". I don't get what's so fucking funny?"

"What do you call a fat person who likes trance music? Trans fat"

"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"

"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."

"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"

"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."