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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves."

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"

"Why did the computer say Hello? Because it was A Dell"

"[medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]"

"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... One turns to the other and says ""It's getting pretty hot in here isn't it? "" The other muffin says ""Holy shit! A talking muffin! """

"Absolutely love holding my son, I can't stop looking at him. Whoops! This is a churro. It's just a churro."

"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."

"If I wake up early, it's only because there are a lot of things I want to eat that day."