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Joke of the Day
"If you say ""gullible"" very slow, it sounds like ""butterflies"""
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"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."
"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."
"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"
"NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."" Originally from r/meanjokes"
"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"
"It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car."
"this joke has no title What did this joke's mother say to it? ""You're not going anywhere!"" geddit?"
"What is green and smells like paint? Green paint."