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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs! Very Little Courtesy of Jimmy Carr"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."

"DAUGHTER: why did you name me Paris? ME: You were conceived on our honeymoon in Paris SON: OMG!! ME: (to son) what's wrong 97FordF150?"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"

"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"

"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."

"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."

"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."

"Multiple personality disorder has made my sex life hard... I want to masturbate , but I'm not into orgies."