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Joke of the Day
"I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do."
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"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH - John Freiler"
"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor"
"What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An investigator."
"I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something to read while i'm in the shitter."
"The best way to get your kid to play with 800 toys at once is to tell then you're going to donate them to charity."
"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."
"Friend: I set a new personal record last week Me: Me too Friend: I took 2 minutes off my marathon time Me: I ate 12 tacos in one sitting."
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."