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Joke of the Day
"Not to get technical But according to chemistry alcohol is technically a solution"
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"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."
"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"
"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."
"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""
"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"
"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""
"Got caught again. Next time I'm stealin alcohol from the neighbor's, I gotta remember not to do it hummin the Mission Impossible theme song."
"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"