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Joke of the Day

"Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again."

"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"

"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."

"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"

"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."

"Why does the Buick Century have that name? It's the average age of someone who drives one."

"Did you hear about the guy who ran over himself? He asked a kid to go across the street to get a pack of smokes, the kid said ""No!"", so he ran over himself."

"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way. All thanks go to my father, I'll show myself out."

"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."