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Joke of the Day

"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."

"A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society"

"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""

"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"Cells multiply by dividing."

"If a man says something in the woods and there is not a woman to hear it, is he still wrong? I was going to post this is in /r/philosophy but I think we all agree on the same answer."

"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"