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Joke of the Day

"I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied ""No thanks, I'm not a big Japanese guy"""

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom? Your mom is funny."

"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."

"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"

"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."

"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"