1964

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom? Your mom is funny."

"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"

"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"

"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it doesn't screw."

"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog. Turns out it was a Shih Tzu."

"If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?"

"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"