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Joke of the Day

"My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year."

"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? quatro cinco"

"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"

"I said ""Margarita"" 3 times in the mirror instead of ""Bloody Mary"" and now a ghost mariachi band is forcing me to play maracas for them."

"Should you make jokes about fizzy drinks? No they'll just go to pop!"

"What is it that's red. Reddit."

"My mom keeps asking me who made a mess at the dinner table I spilled the beans"