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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef..."
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"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."
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"Thinking of starting an all Asian band Just so we can be called GnarLee"
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"Where's the best place to hide after a murder? Behind a badge"
"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."
"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"
"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"