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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces."

"Your check a$$hole light is on."

"""I had the worst Cruise ever."" - Katie Holmes"

"My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break..."

"I know where to get a lot of Potassium. It's true !! Source: Banana"

"They call me the Weatherman when I'm playing basketball Because I'm never accurate."

"""No shit, Sherlock"" ""Keep digging, Watson"""

"A german tourist. A german tourist arrives at Warsaw airport. The immigration office asks: 'Occupation?''. The german responds: 'No, just holiday''"

"Why don't penguins ever get married? They always get cold feet! ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."

"My mom sent me a two paragraph email to inform me that she had called customer service and received $17 off her flight to see me."