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Joke of the Day
"They call me the Weatherman when I'm playing basketball Because I'm never accurate."
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"I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"
"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""
"Its been so long since I've had sex, my next time can't possibly be bad. For my partner, however, its guaranteed."
"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."
"Dr: You have walking pneumonia. Me: That's impossible. Dr: Wha.. Me: I've never walked a day in my life."
"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."
"Why don't spies meet at bars. The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)"