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Joke of the Day

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."

"Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan."

"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"

"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."

"New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know."

"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."

"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."

"Teenage Driver: But officer I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry but ignorance is no excuse."