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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."
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"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."
"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."
"I have just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours."
"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"
"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."
"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."
"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"