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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to the doctor for his annual checkup, and the doctor says, ""You need to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" the man asks. The doctor replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!"

"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"

"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."

"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"Where can you find the best joke book in the world? The Seattle Seahawks play book. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."