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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"
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"Sex in a cornfield Is sex in a cornfield called porn on a cob?"
"My favorite palindromes I've come across are tit and boob."
"Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'? Because they're full of Arab seamen....."
"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"
"I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man I woke up feeling tired from that one."
"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."
"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."
"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."
"Why do seagulls fly by the sea? If they flew by the bay, they'd be Bayguls!"