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Joke of the Day
"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."
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"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
"I really showed that Rubik's Cube who's unemployed."
"""The new Star Wars comes out in two years"". (Luke 20:15)."
"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"
"What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A BIG YELLOW ROCK-EATER!!"
"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC."
"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"
"Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs."