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Joke of the Day

"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."

"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."

"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."

"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."

"Diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."

"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"