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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"
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"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"
"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."
"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."
"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."
"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"
"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."
"(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane) 5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT"
"*training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower."
"I cut my finger on a beer can last night. Now I know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."