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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."
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"Why are farmers cruel? They pull corn by the ears."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"
"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
"I wish people would stop making gay jokes Cum on guys!"
"Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall. 4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy."
"What do you call an older man who goes after young boys? Nittany Lions"
"The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn't leave the oven on."
"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."