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Joke of the Day
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
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"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"
"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."
"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog"
"What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!"
"Did you guys hear about the new porno about the Gorilla? It's called Harambe's Out for Dicks"
"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"
"I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew"
"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"
"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."