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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."

"Genetic link to male ageing and stress found in the XX sex chromosome. Hopefully it translates well enough into english."

"I read the instruction manual for my new watch It was about time"

"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"

"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."

"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."