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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"

"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"

"I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them."

"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""

"My friend Diego lost is id. He still has his ego and superego, the bastard!"

"Two IT guys are having a chat during a coffee break and one of them sais to the other: Could you borrow me $500? Of course. But let's round it up. Here's $512."

"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."

"The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day."

"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"