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Joke of the Day

"Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research."

"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."

"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt!"

"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"

"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"""Where'd my boomerang go?"" Under there ""Under where?"" Hahaha I just made you say ""underwear"" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*"

"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"

"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"

"If Miley doesn't get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college"