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Joke of the Day
"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
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"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"I have coffee before looking at art. Brews before hues."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY IPHONE"" - new thing I scream at my kids"
"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."
"Have you heard about the guy who got frozen to the absolute freezing point? Don't worry, he's 0K now."
"So weird that before we invented cars, if you hated someone you keyed their horse."
"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"