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Joke of the Day
"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"
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"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"
"[Girl from Willy Wonka turns into a blueberry] Wonka: Call in The Blue Man Group! [Blue Man Group rolls her out while singing Eiffle 65]"
"If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest."
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
"What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? ""I stand corrected."" -From /r/showerthoughts"
"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."
"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."
"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."
"[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: ""we should've taken our own"" astronaut holding net: ""just keep looking"""