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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"DJ Daemon maintains the beats in the background."

"The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."

"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"Where's the middle of nowhere? It's three letters in. ""H""."

"I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time... basically, I cant shit... A LOT!"

"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."