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Joke of the Day

"The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians."

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows."

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"I misused a comma in my last tweet and now I'm having problems with my colon. I know it has nothing to do with my period."

"My wife's returning today after an 8-day trip, so I should probably dampen the kitchen sponge and re-position it."

"My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential... Then he pushed me off the roof"

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"

"Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree."