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Joke of the Day

"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."

"Killed my first 8 point buck of the season! But it was with the front end of my truck so fuck my life..."

"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"

"Why is the alcoholic law student sad? Because he couldn't pass the bar."

"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"

"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""

"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."

"My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret."

"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"

"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."