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Joke of the Day
"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."
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"A baby seal walks into a club.."
"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."
"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."
"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""
"I've replaced my neighbors toothpaste with Napalm, and left him a free pack a cigarettes. Now we wait."
"At 4am I'm pretty sure it's either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it's technically breakfast."
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."