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"whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there"
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"MAFIA BOSS (ominously): Take him out ME: What if he's already seeing someone MAFIA BOSS: Well then you have to respect that relationship"
"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."
"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"
"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail? He kept forgetting his Logan and password."
"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""
"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"
"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"
"A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says ""Can I join you?"" They reply ""Can you knot?"""