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Joke of the Day
"What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
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"There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud"
"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."
"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."
"Just ate a Hot Pocket filled with pasta alfredo because my body is a landfill and I don't ever want a husband"
"EU wants to congratulate US for their free healthcare.. .. because you did vote for Bernie didn't you?"
"Nixon: ""I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"" ""Hold my beer"" ""Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"""
"A man walks into a psychologists office... wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says ""It's a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts"""
"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."