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Joke of the Day

"The difference between polygamy and monogamy. Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many."

"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"

"what the hell does my dog have to sigh about"

"Best Black Friday Deal Trump selling out all his supporters at 70% off"

"[A-ha rehearsal] ""Here's the lyric: Take On Me."" ""What about Take Me On?"" [4 hrs of arguing later] ""Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."""

"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."

"How do you stop all the protests and riots? Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"

"The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking."