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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
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"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"
"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control I thought to myself ""this changes everything"""
"I've got a shitty joke. Why did the poo have a crappy life? Because his dad is an arsehole"
"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"
"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""
"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."
"What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? Your ex!"