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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."

"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."

"Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!"

"I'm sorry you're just not NASA material ""Why?"" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application."

"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"

"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"

"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."

"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"

"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"

"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""