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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"
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"May god bless German engineering, Italian cooking, and English humor. And may god damn Italian engineering, English cooking, and German humor."
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"
"i must be really good on the phone Whenever I call a company, they tell me they are going to use my call for training purposes."
"Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?"
"Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis."
"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
"""welcom to salad shop do u want a salad"" yes ""do u want chicken on it"" yes ""do u want bread on the side"" r u just selling unmade sandwiches"
"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."