163178
Joke of the Day
"Why did the bicycle stop moving? Because it was two-tiered."
Next Joke
"Um, guys, whaddya do with a 5 y.o. at an aquarium who's hysterical because she sees Dory in a tank and I kind of need to know right now."
"Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna..."
"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."
"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."
"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"
"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."
"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."
"Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat? Because they always get a little hoarse"
"I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost."