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Joke of the Day

"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."

"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"

"Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon."

"I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy"

"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"

"What can we take away from the first 20 seconds of the new Suicide Squad trailer It's Zack Snyders wet dream..."

"A man walks into a bar. It knocks him out cold."

"Oliver Twist: ""Please sir, I want some more!?"" Manger: ""Kid, you do realize this is a buffet?"""

"What Counting system does Valve use? Trinary"

"Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor."