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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."

"Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts"

"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"

"what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"

"i like to unfriend people on their birthdays, let's them know it's not all about them."

"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."

"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."