195171
Joke of the Day
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""
Next Joke
"Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!"
"What did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"
"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."
"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."
"A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, ""You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection"" She replied, ""Philately will get you nowhere."""
"What's the alien version of Facebook? Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know)."
"When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress."