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Joke of the Day
"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"
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"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"
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"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
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"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."
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