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Joke of the Day
"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""
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"What do you call Mexican potato chips? Oles Potato Chips!"
"What type of car does a ghost drive? A BOOick."
"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"
"Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album? People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"
"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"Ever try to pee when you've got a boner? It's hard."
"An incendiary note i left resulted in suicide by arson"
"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"
"What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!"