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Joke of the Day

"A joke about mermaids and humans: If human pussy smells like fish, does mermaid pussy smell like human?"

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"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"
"Jupit. Jupiter. Jupitest."
"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"
"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"
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